Friday 8 March 2013

Amazing 10 words



The most amazing 10 words according to me are (I am also giving you some instructions):

1.     The most selfish one – “I” (Avoid it).

2.     The most satisfying two –“we” (Use it).

3.     The most dangerous three –“Ego” (Overcome it).

4.     The most precious four –“Love” (Value it).

5.     The most pleasing five –“Smile” (Keep it).

6.     The most spreading six –“Rumour” (Ignore it).

7.     The hardest working seven –“Success” (Achieve it).

8.     The most enviable eight –“Jealousy” (distance yourself from it).

9.     The most powerful nine –“Knowledge” (Acquire it).

10.                   The most trusted ten –“Friendship” (Maintain it).

Monday 4 March 2013

How to make a girl your girl friend........



Previously I was giving lectures on the benefits of avoiding girls but when I myself fell in the trap I realized that LOVE just happens and no one can stop himself/herself from loving a girl/boy. Well, let me leave aside this topic. You like & love a girl but she does not than do not worry and hang on.
First of all, if your love is true than hang on that girl and if not search for another girl and I advise you not to waste time on that particular girl just because she is beautiful or sexy.
You have to follow my instruction for twenty days and I guarantee you that the girl will start liking you.
Here are the instructions:
1-4 days, try to talk with her. You should not chat with her for hours, I mean that just talk with her for six to ten minutes.
4-10 days, IGNORE her. I know you would be asking me that you are not even in a relationship with her and you shall gain nothing by ignoring her but try to understand my point of view. I am not telling you to ignore her completely but you should pretend that you are felling uneasy with her and I am sure that she will come to talk to you.
10-15 days, be comfortable and easy. You should try to be funny and you should help her when she needs your help. Don’t even try to be serious or try to maintain ego.
15-20 days, just keep on staring at her. It may be that at first she does not look at you but hang on man, she will look at you because it is human nature.
If you don’t succeed please don’t be sad and always remember that when a girl builds wall around her, it’s not because she avoids a man, nor she protects herself. She does it to find someone who would be mad enough to break those walls….. Just to be with her.